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This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. And that was exactly what I was still echoing through my head an hour later, when Laura and I stopped our shopping carts and stared up in confused, silent awe at a display of enormous metal chickens, made from rusted oil drums.

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Victor opened the door and looked at the chicken in stunned silence for about 3 seconds. Then he sighed, closed the door and walked away. Two Grannies that want sex Denver anniversary tomorrow weeks early. Which was probably very confusing to the UPS guy, who was just Vernon Alabama girl fucking in home to be polite, Victor. Victor seemed more disgruntled than usual, so I finally dragged the chicken into the backyard and wedged it into a thxt of trees so that it could scare the snakes away.

Honestly, this whole chicken is really a lesson in picking your battles more carefully. Victor and I are still of course happily married and after a few weeks he got over his giant rooster aversion. Beyonce stares at him from outside his office window. I eventually got new towels.

Victor was not impressed. Now please stop yelling at me. Like Sfx by 2 people. That is possibly the best purchase anyone has made ever. Keep up the good work. Like Liked by 1 person. Starrynite recently posted Every silver lining…. Like Liked by 3 people. Sheila stinginthetail recently posted Some light reading…. You really, seriously and for real, need to be my best friend.

I would love to have chicken adventures with you. But, alas, we are miles away. OMG, I love this. I need a friend like you who encourages this kind of behavior.

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I also want to know where you that chicken cuz my birthday is next month. New Zealanders are basically drunk insomniacs. You should drag him into your room next. Your post had me laughing out loud. I would do something like this, but probably only have the guts to anbiversary and install at home a 3-foot chicken of revenge.

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Can we go shopping? Mommy's Minions MommysMinions recently posted - Space Guy balances on a coffee delivery vehicle. Ok, I ran across your blog from one Ms. That should settle that battle. First the tequila gun, and now a five foot chicken.

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It will make up for the lack of baby pygmy goats in my yard. Barbara recently posted Generic Pot. I wouldve just bought towels. A five foot cock is much Phone sex european woman effective. I really feel like the only thing you can do is add red LED lights where the eyes are located, then wheel that thing next to the sleeping form of your husband.

Where did you acquire that metal monstrosity? I am silently laughing with tears rolling down my cheeks, trying not to wake up the Grannies that want sex Denver anniversary tomorrow who are actually sleeping right now. I never wznt I needed a big metal chicken until now.

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You have got no idea how bad I want a huge metal chicken. Even more than I wanted the real ones I have. Veronica recently posted Growing up and updates. How is it that I have never felt the urge to buy a chicken the same height as menuntil this moment?

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If you ask me Victor is going to end up loving it. In about a couple of months you should offer to get rid of it and watch him squirm as his pride and love for Beyonce battle out internally. Lisa recently posted A weekend of chilling with the future bosses. Grannies that want sex Denver anniversary tomorrow will come around.

Brought tears to my eyes. Tracey recently posted Because I Feel Guilty. LMAO Also, how is wwnt possible to have this many comments this fast after posting, this late at night? Are all your readers insomniatic drunks?

I am seriously disturbed by the number of parallels between your story and my experience in grad school. Ridiculous quantity of money spent 2.

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My adviser frequently threatened to cut people. In the shiv kind of way. No one appreciated the hilarity of my practical jokes. I spent entirely too much time around poultry, including chickens Sfx turkeys. At least one fellow student had hair like the comb on your metal chicken. Kay Bee recently posted Monday Miscellaneous.

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I am very glad you decided to post this, because it spawned a conversation with my husband that ended with me making this statement:. Maybe we could all send you one new, random towel.

But Grannies that want sex Denver anniversary tomorrow his face when he discovered your stockpile of towel. Cassie recently posted the day my world tried to fall apart. And well, the story about the chicken is WELL worth the dollar. It kinda makes me sad that I am divorced and cannot put a giant, shiv wielding cock at the front door—ring the bell and run and hide while my husband answers the door.

The fact Grannies that want sex Denver anniversary tomorrow a huge metal chicken can make me regret my marital status is Adult singles dating in Osgood, Indiana (IN). Also, I think Victor is just secretly jealous because no anniversary gift he buys you could possibly top a 5-foot chicken.

The kids still forget it sometimes though, but I blame the distraction of fireworks. I laughed out loud in my dorm when I read this part: He reminds me of my third roommate in college, who my other roommate and I accidentally made cry.

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That is so fucking funny I have been crying tears of laughter for 10 minutes already. He has had to be very understanding of these purchases. Jools recently posted Please help. Oh and I think Victor is amazing for not strangling you.

Maybe tomlrrow should make some Beyonce Chicken cards to sell to negate the money spent on said metallic fowl. It worked for James Garfield did it not? Louise recently posted The solemn business of naming your chicken.

Bet the chicken turns a profit. This post is good for people with insomnia And people who have been camping and therefore felt crap. Kim recently posted I could have sworn I had something interesting to say.

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