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In Junko Mizuno's manga interpretation of Hansel and Gretelthe eponymous characters live in a world where their food comes from somewhat different origins than ours. The hook of Moyashimon is that the protagonist can see and communicate with adorable microbes.

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Shmoos are delicious to eat, and are eager to be eaten. If a human looks at one hungrily, it will happily immolate itself